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Submitted byFERDINAND CHEferdinand_che@yahoo.comA guy named Ernest goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the friend's wife, Nadine, answers." Hi, is Patrick home?"" No, he went to the store.""Well, you mind if I wait?"" No, come in."They sit down and Ernest says "You know Nadine, you have the greatest breasts one could possibly ever find on this planet. So round, big and firm. I

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Submitted byNEBA NOELA BUWAHbabynoela@yahoo.comA lecturer takes 90 mins to explain to his students the various ills and side effects of alcohol and drugs. The lecturer concluded "keep away from alcohol and drugs, they are no good to you".As he lecturer was about to leave, one student stood up in protest."Sir, I have a piont to make"."A herd of buffalos can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo

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Written bySAID BARAjr_bara@yahoo.comIn France, the young assistant priests do not live in the main rectory. That is reserved for the priest and his housekeeper. One day the priest invited his new young assistant priest to have dinner at the rectory. While being served, the young priest noticed how shapely and lovely the housekeeper was and down deep in his heart he wondered if there was more

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Submitted byFERDINAND CHEferdinand_che@yahoo.comI manage a simple web site for my employer (a small charity), and owing to the purchase of a domain name I emailed the details of the new URL to several website owners who were known to have maintained links to us at our old address.A couple weeks later I received this message:"Dear John" (my name is not John). "Please send me your advertising

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Written byCELOBAMScelobams2001@yahoo.comA small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife

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Written byNEBA NOELA BUWAHbabynoela@yahoo.comA man was out hunting. He just happened to be hunting bears. As he trudged through the forest looking for the beasts, he came upon a large and steep hill. Thinking that perhaps there would be bear on the other side of the hill, he climbed up the steep incline and, just as he was pulling himself up over the last outcropping of rocks, a huge bear met

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Submitted byFERDINAND CHEferdinand_che@yahoo.comThe LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months

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Submitted bySIMON AMBEsimmydom@yahoo.caA man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.The next day, Auntie Susie dies.One week later, the man again goes into his

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Submitted byFERDINAND CHEferdinand_che@yahoo.com_____________________NAME: Greg BulmashDESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can

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Submitted bySAID BARAjr_junior@yahoo.comA CEO (and member of Forbes 400!) throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what

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Submitted byFERDINAND CHEferdinand_che@yahoo.comThe European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's govt conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish"

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Submitted byNEBA NOELA BUWAHbabynoela@yahoo.comOnce upon a time two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict.It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery, and trading labor and goods as needed without a hitch.Then the long collaboration fell apart. It began with a small misunderstanding and it grew into a major difference, and finally it

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Submitted byFERDINAND CHEferdinand_che@yahoo.comThree men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.The first one came back and said to the king, "I

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Submitted byFOZAO BERNARDzaoben@yahoo.comA Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour, "What's the camel for?". The Sargent replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they

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Submitted byAKWIEMBI JACKSONajakwiem@yahoo.comA fisherman was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. The monster then opened its mouth while waiting below to swallow man and boat.As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards the open jaws of

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Submitted byCHENWI CHRISTIANchechrist@yahoo.comWhere do they go after death? All those lawyers who spend their time deciding other people's fate?An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with

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Submitted byNEBA NOELA BUWAHbabynoela@yahoo.comA young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage. I love my fiancée, very much,

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Submitted byFERDINAND CHEferdinand_che@yahoo.comFishing and WhiskeyOne Saturday morning, Glen decided to go fishing.He sat there for hours,but nothing.The bottle whiskey that he've took with him,was also empty.He throw the empty bottle into pieces against a nearby rock.All of a sudden,there was something on the hook.He pulled the fish out of the water.The only fish for the day so far.The fish was

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Submitted byJUNIOR JOEjuniorjoe05@yahoo.comAn 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were

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Submitted byFERDINAND CHEferdinand_che@yahoo.comAn old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him. The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?" The old man

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Submitted bySIRRI KAREENsirik4@yahoo.co.ukA man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." Confused, the man went to his Rabbi,

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Submitted byNEBA EDITH MANKA'Aedixmas@yahoo.comOne day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And

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Submitted byFOZAO CLAUDEcfozao@yahoo.comA lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back complaining that the radio wasn't working. "Madam", said the sales maneger, "the audio system in this car is completly automated. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to and you will hear exactly that!" She drives out , somewhat amazed and a little confused. She

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Submitted byJUNIOR JOEjuniorjoe05@yahoo.comThe other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and

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Submitted byGRAND POETICmarkantonio80@yahoo.comThese 4 gentlement go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son Niba," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so

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Written byFOZAO KELVIN kfozao@yahoo.comOne day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon... Demon: Why so glum chum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell. Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks. Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays

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