“"EASY" MONEY IS "NO" MONEY

Submitted by
FERDINAND CHE
ferdinand_che@yahoo.com

A guy named Ernest goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the friend's wife, Nadine, answers.

" Hi, is Patrick home?"

" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and Ernest says "You know Nadine, you have the greatest breasts one could possibly ever find on this planet. So round, big and firm. I will give you 50.000 frs if you let me see one, just one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what 50,000 frs could do for her. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws 50.000 frs on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Ernest says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 50.000 frs if I could just see the both of them together."

Nadine thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Ernest a nice long look. Ernest thanks her, throws another 50.000 frs on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Patrick arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Ernest came over. "

Patrick thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 100.000 frs he owes me?"

FERDINAND'S POINT
The 100.000 frs wasn't for her breasts but for the money he owes her husband.
EASY Money is NO Money

GOOD JUSTIFICATION, WRONG ACT

Submitted by
NEBA NOELA BUWAH
babynoela@yahoo.com

A lecturer takes 90 mins to explain to his students the various ills and side effects of alcohol and drugs. The lecturer concluded "keep away from alcohol and drugs, they are no good to you".

As he lecturer was about to leave, one student stood up in protest.

"Sir, I have a piont to make".

"A herd of buffalos can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine".

NOELA'S POINT
Every wrong act has a good justification, but do not let that good justification to push you into doing wrong.

IS AGE REALLY WISDOM?

Written by
SAID BARA
jr_bara@yahoo.com

In France, the young assistant priests do not live in the main rectory. That is reserved for the priest and his housekeeper. One day the priest invited his new young assistant priest to have dinner at the rectory. While being served, the young priest noticed how shapely and lovely the housekeeper was and down deep in his heart he wondered if there was more between the priest and the housekeeper.

After the meal was over, the middle-aged priest assured the young priest that everything was purely professional...that she was the housekeeper and cook and that was that. About a week later the housekeeper came to the priest and said, "Father, ever since the new assistant came for dinner I have not been able to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose he took it, do you?" The priest said, "Well, I doubt it but I'll write him a letter."

So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Father, I'm not saying you did take the gravy ladle and I'm not saying you did not take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing since you were here for dinner."

The young assistant received the letter and he answered it as follows: "Dear Father priest, I'm not saying that you do sleep with the housekeeper and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with the housekeeper. But I do know for sure that if you slept in your own bed you would find the gravy ladle."

SAID'S POINT

Never think you are wise enough to deceive the young all the time because of "Age is Wisdom".