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Sunday, December 23, 2007

“"EASY" MONEY IS "NO" MONEY

Submitted by
FERDINAND CHE
ferdinand_che@yahoo.com


A guy named Ernest goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the friend's wife, Nadine, answers.

" Hi, is Patrick home?"

" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and Ernest says "You know Nadine, you have the greatest breasts one could possibly ever find on this planet. So round, big and firm. I will give you 50.000 frs if you let me see one, just one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what 50,000 frs could do for her. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws 50.000 frs on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Ernest says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 50.000 frs if I could just see the both of them together."

Nadine thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Ernest a nice long look. Ernest thanks her, throws another 50.000 frs on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Patrick arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Ernest came over. "

Patrick thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 100.000 frs he owes me?"

FERDINAND'S POINT
The 100.000 frs wasn't for her breasts but for the money he owes her husband.
EASY Money is NO Money

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