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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

GOOD JUSTIFICATION, WRONG ACT

Submitted by
NEBA NOELA BUWAH
babynoela@yahoo.com

A lecturer takes 90 mins to explain to his students the various ills and side effects of alcohol and drugs. The lecturer concluded "keep away from alcohol and drugs, they are no good to you".

As he lecturer was about to leave, one student stood up in protest.

"Sir, I have a piont to make".

"A herd of buffalos can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine".

NOELA'S POINT
Every wrong act has a good justification, but do not let that good justification to push you into doing wrong.

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