“"EASY" MONEY IS "NO" MONEY

Submitted by
FERDINAND CHE
ferdinand_che@yahoo.com

A guy named Ernest goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the friend's wife, Nadine, answers.

" Hi, is Patrick home?"

" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and Ernest says "You know Nadine, you have the greatest breasts one could possibly ever find on this planet. So round, big and firm. I will give you 50.000 frs if you let me see one, just one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what 50,000 frs could do for her. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws 50.000 frs on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Ernest says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 50.000 frs if I could just see the both of them together."

Nadine thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Ernest a nice long look. Ernest thanks her, throws another 50.000 frs on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Patrick arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Ernest came over. "

Patrick thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 100.000 frs he owes me?"

FERDINAND'S POINT
The 100.000 frs wasn't for her breasts but for the money he owes her husband.
EASY Money is NO Money

GOOD JUSTIFICATION, WRONG ACT

Submitted by
NEBA NOELA BUWAH
babynoela@yahoo.com

A lecturer takes 90 mins to explain to his students the various ills and side effects of alcohol and drugs. The lecturer concluded "keep away from alcohol and drugs, they are no good to you".

As he lecturer was about to leave, one student stood up in protest.

"Sir, I have a piont to make".

"A herd of buffalos can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine".

NOELA'S POINT
Every wrong act has a good justification, but do not let that good justification to push you into doing wrong.